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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-18

Metallica Fans Must Now Choose Between Fuel, Fire, and Desires.

It seems the great heavy metal genre must adapt to the fluctuating economy, leaving fans tragically choosing between gas, firewood, and expensive concert tickets.


<p>BARSTOW, Calif. β€” Metallica fans across the nation are feeling the pinch of the Trump economy and are having to choose between... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/metal/metallica-fans-now-choosing-between-fuel-fire-and-that-which-they-desire-due-to-trump-economy/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/metal/metallica-fans-now-choosing-between-fuel-fire-and-that-which-they-desire-due-to-trump-eco...

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