Apparently, pop superstardom now requires the physical ability to contort into a disturbing, internal origami masterpiece. We guess the desert dancers need a workout, indeed.

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<p>INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song “Juno.” “Have you ever tried this one?” the singer said in an uncharacteristically cold, distorted voice, lowering herself to the stage and contorting [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-turns-body-fully-inside-out-in-horrific-new-juno-pos...