While nations wrestle with collapsing oil prices after a Strait reopening, rising heatwaves triggering forest fires, and elections questioning their own ballot box security, the rest of the world can take a chill pill. Apparently, historical victory celebrations in Havana are more pressing than global stability, but frankly, the drama is exhausting. Meanwhile, the only thing that truly threatens the peace of this paradise is the ongoing, existential terror that the road to La Paz might—just might—get construction-delayed again.