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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-17

Premier Scores Used Jet, Apparently Too Humble To Fly Standard,

Seems the 'earth-toned' political leader needed a very used, but highly discounted, private jet to prove his rugged sincerity. Sure, Doug. (La toad blinked.)


<p>QUEEN&#8217;S PARK &#8211; Salt-of-the-earth Ontarian Premier Doug Ford acknowledged that the province had made the ultimate sacrifice of getting him a used private jet for the discounted price of just $28.9 million. The province considered several options for this obviously non-negotiable form of transport, according to sources willing to speak for the notoriously-bashful Premier. β€œWe [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/humble-premier-buys-private-jet-seco...

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