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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-17

Dress Up Nice, and Heaven Promises Perks.

Apparently, your Sunday best isn't just for church; it's a celestial credit score booster. Don't forget your best sandals!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e2994a6f15569e2994a6f156.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, Heaven offers special perks for people who dress up nice for church.</p>

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