humor
Babylon Bee
2026-04-17
Crippled Man Lowers Himself Into Oval Office for Trump’s Healing.
Rumors of President Trump's miraculous healing powers draw the faithful (and gingerly) through the ceiling.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e275708425f69e2757084260.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene reminiscent of ancient Capernaum, a crippled man was lowered through a hole in the ceiling of the Oval Office after hearing rumors of President Donald Trump's miraculous powers of healing.</p>