A city official is spending serious cash on a mega-market that promises to revolutionize daily shopping. Pray the artisanal jam selection is worth the tax dollars.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e280d0c555269e280d0c5553.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced his plan to open a $30 million city-run grocery store in the heart of New York City. While that may seem like a lot of money, this isn't your average Kroger.</p>