These poor, predictable suckers pumped their tanks hours before the price crash. The global oil market basically laughed in their faces.

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<p>WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. &#8220;Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/oil-prices-plummet-in-big-fuck-you-to-americans-who-got-gas-yesterday/">Oil Prices ...