Sources report that the world is currently preoccupied with a mix of temporary ceasefires, Germany funding a lavish military space race, Russia attacking oil tankers, and Catholic groups arguing with Donald Trump over AI-generated messiah imagery. While these colossal geopolitical dramas unfold far from Baja, remember that none of it is worth the effort because the surf is calling from Cerritos, and the crucial road connecting you to La Paz remains, predictably, under major, multi-month construction.