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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-17

Pentagon Secretary Calls Upon 'Boondock Saints' for Blessings.

Apparently, military leadership needs spiritual guidance from cinematic vigilantes. Nobody was having it, and nobody could confirm the scripture.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” In light of mounting pressure from several global conflicts, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth led top Pentagon officials in prayer... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/hegseth-prays-for-blessing-from-boondock-saints/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/hegseth-prays-for-blessing-from-boondock-saints/">Hegseth Prays for Blessing From Boondock Saints</a> appeared first on <a href="ht...

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