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The Onion
2026-04-17
Sustainable Shoes Out; Allbirds Pivot to AI Infrastructure.
Turns out, saving the planet isn't as lucrative as building algorithms. The little shoes are going, folks. Send donations for new shoelaces.
<p>In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/allbirds-pivots-to-ai/">Allbirds Pivots To AI</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, su...