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humor The Onion 2026-04-17

Psychedelic Mushroom Chocolate Forces Coachella to Cancel Entire Weekend.

Looks like drug finds are so bad, even the golden boys of festival culture can't handle the mess. Don't worry, Justin Bieber will still star, probably after a D.A.R.E. lecture.

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