Looks like drug finds are so bad, even the golden boys of festival culture can't handle the mess. Don't worry, Justin Bieber will still star, probably after a D.A.R.E. lecture.

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<p>INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella&#8217;s second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. &#8220;After discovering what we believe to be illegal substances within the bounds of Empire Polo Club, we have made [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/coachella-cancels-weekend-2-after-drugs-found-on-festival-gr...