DoD Posting Commandments, But Exempts Murder, Lying, and Jealousy.

Apparently, the military has figured out how to tailor morality to 'mission requirements,' leaving us vague enough to keep our pockets light and our intentions murky.

Senior leaders say morality must remain flexible <img alt="Pentagon orders posting of Ten Commandments, exempts killing, lying and stealing" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/01/Screenshot-2026-01-12-at-7.16.58---AM.png" /><p>WASHINGTON — As part of a major <a href="https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2025/12/17/hegseth-orders-overhaul-of-chaplain-corps/?ref=duffelblog.com">overhaul to the Chaplain Corps</a>, Defens...

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