Some man dramatically contemplates the immense weight of laundry decisions, suggesting modern life is truly unbearable. It's a deeply dramatic, painfully relatable moment.

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<p>THOMASVILLE, GA—Paralyzed by the weight of the choice before him, local man Sam Corrigan reportedly spent several agonizing minutes Monday deciding which of his shirts was worthy of the single wooden hanger he owns. “I mean…it should probably be something with a collar, right?” said Corrigan, quietly holding up a nice $60 button-up he got on [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/">Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Ha...