The King of Crossovers took the time to clarify his complicated family life, providing a helpful rhyme scheme and color-coding system. Baja just wants to know if the Lakers snacks are genetically related to him.

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<p>LOS ANGELES—Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated to reporters Friday which of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates are and are not, in fact, his children. “Bronny James is the only blood relative I have on the team, and a helpful way to remember [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/lebron-clarifies-which-teammates-are-are-not-his-children/">LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children</a> app...