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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-17

Cauliflower Never Has the Right to Star a Sunday Roast.

Apparently, foodies think turning a cauliflower into a main course is a good idea. Sir, it's still just vegetables, and roasts are supposed to be about the good, hard bits of sin.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">FOODIES are attempting to normalise the idea of cauliflower being the centrepiece of a roast dinner despite it having no right to be there.</span> <p><strong>FOODIES are attempting to normalise the idea of cauliflower being the centrepiece of a roast dinner despite it having no right to be there.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">While cauliflower is an ethical alternative to meat, people who like a good roast will never see it as anything but a side...

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