Prince William, in a masterclass of performative royal exhaustion, dismisses the Sussexes' travels by promising a far superior tour—if he ever finds the motivation. It's pure, posh, and deeply hilarious shade.

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<span style="font-weight: 400;">CALL that an Australia tour? Pathetic and desperate. Kate and I would do a far superior tour if we could be bothered to get off our arses.</span> <p><strong>CALL that an Australia tour? Pathetic and desperate. Kate and I would do a far superior tour if we could be bothered to get off our arses.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">First of all we’d take the kids, because Oz is where the world’s press were delighted with me chasing a butterfly or picking...