These posh Canadian geese are having a total meltdown over the sheer volume of human waste (and accessories) polluting their perfect grazing spot. Apparently, a camo hat and a chocolate stain are enough to derail a whole luncheon.

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A flock of Canada geese looking to relax and picnic on a local park lawn today said they couldn’t believe how much crap humans left all over the grass. “God, how do humans even produce this much shit?” said one goose as it gagged at a forgotten camo truck hat with some dumb band name [&#8230;] <p class="">A flock of Canada geese looking to relax and picnic on a local park lawn today said they couldn’t believe how much crap humans left all over the grass.</p> <p class="">“God, how do humans ev...