This mother gently explains that the Tooth Fairy isn't magic; she's a capitalist metaphor for the state extracting your worth for a meager refund. Turns out, Santa and Easter are just corporate tax audits.

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<p>PORTLAND, Ore. — Local mother Erin Walsh sat her young son down for a quiet, heartfelt conversation about growing up and gently... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mom-gently-explains-to-son-tooth-fairy-is-just-metaphor-for-how-state-extracts-value-from-your-body/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mom-gently-explains-to-son-tooth-fairy-is-just-metaphor-for-how-state-extracts-value-from-your-bo...