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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-16

Man Sent for Psych Evaluation for Enjoying Sports Without Gambling

Turns out, the true anomaly isn't the betting, but the pure joy of watching a game for fun. Apparently, that's grounds for immediate hospitalization.


<p>WINNIPEG – Local crisis workers have sent 32-year-old Ronald Alexander to Victoria General Hospital for psychological tests following disturbing reports that he has “never put money down on a single sporting event” and how he, more concerningly, “likes to watch sports for fun.” News of Ronald’s fandom has shocked those close to him, as many [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/local-man-sent-for-psych-evaluation-after-saying-he-enjoys-sports-without-gambling...

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