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Babylon Bee
2026-04-16
Pope Hides in Fortress, Tells World Not to Fear Muslim Invasions.
Seated inside a massive, fortified bunker, the Pope delivers some extremely calming platitudes. One might wonder what exactly the world's leading spiritual leader has to hide from.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e1367bed17469e1367bed175.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned the rest of the world's population not to fear mass Islamic migration.</p>