Apparently, even monumental national monuments need a diversity consultant these days. Bless his heart, he really thought this was a winning cultural move.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e1276ce727069e1276ce7271.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good until you realize just how racist it is.</p>