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humor El Deforma 2026-04-16

Cheetos Hot bribes at school to motivate student re-enrollment.

A Texan high school offered cheesy snack bags to get students to finish their paperwork. Seems the only thing that gets teens hyped is artificial cheese flavoring.


CUMPLIDAMENTE REAL <h2 style="text-align: center;">Caminito a la escuela&#8230;</h2> <p>Patio Escolar.- Una escuela está ofreciendo Cheetos Hot a los <a href="https://netnoticias.mx/el-paso/ofrecen-hot-cheetos-con-queso-para-incentivar-registro-escolar-en-el-paso" rel="noopener" target="_blank">estudiantes</a> que se reinscriban para el siguiente ciclo escolar, y nunca había habido tanta motivación para cumplir con este requisito.</p> <p>Eso fue lo que hizo la administración de El Dorado High Sc...

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