Supreme Court Confirms Death Penalty for Over-Using the Siren Emoji.

Apparently, the law has finally caught up to the digital sphere, deciding that excessive use of 'BREAKING' news status equals a capital offense. Don't make the Supreme Court regret these rulings, my friends.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e130479662d69e130479662e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — In a landmark decision sure to send shockwaves across the social media influencing sphere, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that the death penalty is OK for people who post "BREAKING" and a red siren emoji before every tweet.</p>

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