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humor The Onion 2026-04-16

White House Doctor Flags President for Impressive Nipples

Apparently, the Chief Medical Officer is more interested in presidential anatomy than bi-monthly briefings. Talk about a physical exam that gets *personal*.


<p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-the-president-has-very-strong-nipples/">White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-the-president-has-very-strong-nipples/">White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p>

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