Botox to Make You Look Like You Already Had Botox

In an endless cycle of artificial aging, Laura figured out the most meta anti-aging hack: looking pre-ticked out. Parece que el secreto de la juventud es la sobrecompensación.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e11567905c469e11567905c5.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>REDWOOD CITY, CA — Older woman Laura Middleson reportedly went to her local wellness spa and had the clinician there inject her with Botox so she could look like an older woman who had been injected with Botox.</p>

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