The Somavedic Vedic EMF Harmonizer, a glowing, hand-blown glass dome filled with inert rocks, is rapidly replacing artisanal pottery as the must-have expat decor item. Cornered by the ‘Sacred Alignment & Emotional Release’ studio in Todos Santos, locals are convinced this $1,099 artifact can cure everything from ‘pre-digital burnout’ to foundational generational trauma. In reality, even with your rock-enhanced energy field, you still need the local clinic to deal with the actual, tangible ailments like a nasty bout of Norovirus or a minor gastrointestinal issue.