humor
Babylon Bee
2026-04-16
NYC Supermarket Will Take Three Years, But Get Your Bread Line Now
The city is dedicating big bucks to a supermarket that won't exist for years, but hey, at least the bread line is ready for you.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e1017475b1669e1017475b17.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced that the city was going to spend a whopping $30 million on his city-run supermarket, with the project expected to take three years to build.</p>