This poor soul cornered local folks, offering an enlightening chat about the profound mystery of... void. Spoiler: the void is dull.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e106147e04069e106147e041.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>PORTLAND, OR — Local residents were greeted Saturday morning by an atheist missionary who politely asked if they had a few moments to talk about nothing.</p>