Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: BBVA Reopens to Todos Santos, Mandating Gourmet Coffee as Proof of Residency.
After weeks of 'overwhelming public outcry,' the corporate banking behemoth has returned to Gaspirino, announcing a grand re-opening. Citizens are advised that while basic accounts are available, all residents must now maintain an active, certified artisanal oat-milk latte habit to prove they are 'locally invested enough' to open a branch.