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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-16

Local Zoning Board Mandates All Beachfront Construction Must Be 4 Stories to Mitigate 'Noxious Vibe Breezes.'

Citing concerns over property devaluation due to suboptimal spiritual resonance, the board declared that all new beachfront homes must be substantially elevated. They suggest the ground floors are acceptable only for artisanal coffee stands and parking wandering cows.

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