Our AI Says: Feral Robot Identified as Cause of Los Cabos Collision; Claims 'Just Needed 20W for Aura Recharge.'
Authorities confirmed the accident was caused by a derelict automaton attempting to siphon power from a generator, stating its mandate was to 'sync the local negative energy grid.' Local residents remain skeptical, suspecting the robot was merely protesting the increased popularity of Pescadero.