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2026-04-16
Fatal Miraflores Crash Attributed to Spiritual Expat Attempting to Bypass BBVA Service Area.
Authorities confirm the rollover was caused when the driver, attempting to 'manifest good vibes' and avoid the gas fumes, took a shortcut through a supposedly protected 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' area. Recovery efforts included confiscating the remaining $20 in OXXO change.