This absurdly expensive Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is basically an underwater Roomba, promising to autonomously scrub algae and dead leaves from your immaculate, minimalist Todos Santos pool. Newly arrived high-net-worth expats are frantically hoarding these units because owning an 'Elite' robotic cleaner broadcasts the message: 'I care about my chlorine balance more than I care about my actual life.' The sheer overkill of paying nearly $1,200 for an autonomous leaf-eater will fail spectacularly when the constant mineral buildup from the Baja salt air causes its infrared sensors to confuse the pool’s bottom with an aggressive, stationary piece of coral.