This expensive, cordless machine purports to autonomously scrub your residential pool and navigate the nooks and crannies of your tile grout. Suddenly, owning it grants immediate, palpable spiritual superiority over anyone still using a squeegee or, god forbid, a leaf skimmer. It’s the necessary status symbol that confirms your financial freedom and effortless commitment to pristine suburban luxury, though its highly sensitive sensors will invariably fail when confronted with a stray coconut or a flash flood.