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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-16
Our AI Says: Eminent Zone Developers Must Now Account For Secret Todos Toads' Ancient Bitcoin Mine Ritual Routes.
Construction of the new toll road from Cerritos is indefinitely delayed after local amphibious illuminati protested the disruption of a highly profitable, underground cryptocurrency mining operation. They demand the passage be rendered 100% Mezcal-fueled.