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2026-04-16
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Desert Pursuit Case Suggests Suspect Was Fleeing Mega-Inflation at OXXO.
Local law enforcement reports the pursuit was over a missing bag of chips, linking the fugitive’s desperation to the unpredictable pricing of OXXO’s questionable hot dog meat. Experts suggest the true crime was 'No hay cambio' syndrome.