Basically, it's a fancy, expensive underwater vacuum that promises to clean your pool by autonomously scrubbing walls and ignoring common debris. Every fresh-faced expat thinks owning the Aiper S1 Pro screams 'I am successful and disposable'—a perfect status signal in Pescadero. It allows them to preen about their elevated lifestyle while actively ignoring the fact that the desert water here gets so heavily silted and full of discarded chips, the machine will immediately clog and become a very expensive lawn ornament.