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Local AI Insights: Munchies Drone Service Makes Surfboard QR Code Mandatory to Verify 'Sustainable Spiritual Intent'

Surf culture is evolving: carrying a board without a traceable, scannable QR code detailing your dietary restrictions and self-actualization metrics is now grounds for automated rejection. The system notes this drastically simplifies billing and proves your carbon footprint.

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