New Neighbors Overbuy Autonomous Pool Robots to Signal Coastal Superiority
This is an expensive, cord-free robotic vacuum that promises to wage war on pool scum. Naturally, every fresh-faced crypto-biker in Todos Santos believes owning one is the key to unlocking 'Elite' lifestyle status, proving they are culturally superior to anyone who still skims with a net. However, due to the constant, powerful Santa Ana winds, the highly sensitive sensors will inevitably lose enough suction power to merely float into the surf, signaling nothing but over-investment and regret.