This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is essentially a $1,200 underwater Roomba that promises to keep your pristine, chlorine-kissed pool aesthetically perfect. New Money Mexico arrivals are cluttering up the local Amazon listings because owning one proves they are financially superior to the people who used to live here. The only way this will truly fail spectacularly, however, is that the complex infrared sensors will absolutely fail to distinguish between dead silt and a highly venomous, submerged scorpion.