Nick Offerman shows up to 'fix' the sacred film library, making it clear that the décor is an insult to fine woodworking.

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<p>NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s shelves. “Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker, who frowned, rolled up his sleeves, and began unshelving hundreds [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-criterion-closet-to-rebuild-shelves/">Nick Offerman Vi...