When selecting a viewing container, the local woman found herself with an unexpectedly handsome, ready-to-go replacement corpse. She decided to keep the model instead of the deceased brother.

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<p>ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/casket-still-has-stock-corpse-in-it/">Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It </a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonio...