Apparently, every aspirational new arrival in Pescadero needs the Aiper Scuba S1 Pro, a titanium-clad, cordless bot that promises effortless pool perfection. Its ownership isn't about clean tile work; it's a visible marker—a wet, sputtering symbol declaring, 'My commitment to effortless aesthetics is financially superior to your reliance on elbow grease.' Naturally, it will fail miserably when it encounters the accumulated, sticky residue of century-old guano and pet hair near the filtration intake.