Robotic Pool Cleaner Proves Expat Status By Eliminating Manual Water Maintenance
This $1200 'Elite' robotic vacuum is, essentially, a highly-paid underwater Roomba designed to patrol your inground pool for dead leaves. New arrivals treat owning it as proof of their 'elevated' taste, positioning themselves above the plebeians who still remember basic scrubbing motions. However, the device's advanced navigation system will fail spectacularly when confronted with the unpredictable tidal sludge and bio-luminescent jellyfish of Baja.