The Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is a ridiculously over-engineered, cordless vacuum designed to eliminate all natural-looking sediment from your resort-style pool. Suddenly, owning one proves you are too creatively fulfilled and mindful to dirty your hands with physical labor, instantly elevating you above the struggling, organic-living souls in Pescadero. It will, inevitably, encounter a rogue patch of sand or a passing chihuahua, resulting in a $1,200 electronic meltdown far from any capable human repair technician.