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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Announces 'Oxxo Prime' Membership to Protect BBVA Investments From Casual Local Spending.

In an aggressive synergy move, the convenience store giant OXXO has released 'Oxxo Prime,' a costly subscription service that dedicates a specific pump lane to its members. Sources confirm this exclusive status is intended to hedge against the perceived market instability caused by BBVA’s alleged return to Gaspirino.

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