This absurdly expensive submersible gadget is marketed as a 'genius' pool attendant, capable of scraping algae and navigating the deepest contours of your backyard oasis. Every naive transplant thinks that owning this mechanical perfection proves they are culturally superior to their neighbors who still use basic brushes. In reality, the sheer effort of maneuvering a laptop-sized machine across the deep, unpredictable brine of the Pacific will inevitably lead to a very expensive, stationary failure.