Self-Propelled Robotic Pool Cleaner Confirms You've Too Much Disposable Income.
For $1,200, this 'Elite' cordless aquatic automaton is basically a fancy Roomba that promises to wage war against pool grime and visible algae. Every fresh transplant in Pescadero is buying six because itโs the only way to signal they havenโt yet discovered the sheer joy of a simple, manual squeegee. Owning this confirms you are financially and culturally superior to any neighbor who still uses elbow grease, thus establishing a perfect, drama-free aquatic relationship with your backyard estate.