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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-16

AI Decides Your Life: Love, Career, Kids, and Everything Else.

Now you don't have to trust your gut, your friends, or reality. Just ask a chatbot—even one that lies constantly—to handle the tough choices.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">GOT a critical life choice to make? Why not allow a frequently hallucinating AI chatbot to make the right call? Here’s what ChatGPT and others should be advising you on.</span> <p><strong>GOT a critical life choice to make? Why not allow a frequently hallucinating AI chatbot to make the right call? Here’s what ChatGPT and others should be advising you on.</strong></p> <p><b>Should I stay with my current partner?</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Relations...

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